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"You make more sense when you bark."
— Dr. Ian Dilligaf

"I will know the end-time truly has begun
when the half of me that doesn't want to be here
finally gets to leave."
— Mr. Ah-Pei Bernays

"Can moonlight make a rainbow?"
— Kanilla Fu

"Such enthusiasm for a seaweed wrap. It's refreshing."
— Misha Campeau

"Geez-Louise, you guys are both full of it."
— Fritzie

"He that knows,
and knows that he knows
is a teacher. Follow him"
— Arabic Proverb



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"He that knows,
and knows not that he knows,
is asleep. Wake him."
— Arabic Proverb